reddlr-trees:

So I got a new pipe.

Anonymous asked:
you speak Spanish

zapatos 









blameaspartame:

glittermorgue:

moon—cunt:

this should be published in a book of poetry


vape it 420

s-e-l-f-h-a-t-e:

blackvielbridesarmy:

theanchorholdswithinmysoul:

If a bearded man eating cereal off of a bowl that is perfect balanced on his head isn’t on your blog, you’re running the wrong type of blog. 

Ive seen this so many times but laugh harder and harder everytime!!

marry me

yooo someone should kik me? Nicholasmiller94 im in a shitty ass mood. Lets talk about emojis because android emojis are adorable

diefromsociety:

I’m a mountain that has been moved 
I’m a river that is all dried up


epic-humor:

#COOL PARENTS

(Source: pleatedjeans)




dirudo:

katara:

This is the guy that played Neville in Harry Potter.

i like his new wand 

(Source: hombresdesnudo2)



mrsdwight:

adkkk:

byemeghan:

My weight loss story: I’m Meghan and I lost 20 pounds in 4 weeks using this new cleanse my best friend recommended. I’ve been eating the exact same way as before and I lost 20 pounds. My metabolism is faster than Usain Bolt now. The other thing I like about the cleanse is it’s 100% organic, and helps remove bad toxins from your body. If you’re somebody struggling to lose weight, I would highly recommend giving this a try. I have yet to see anything else that works like it. Tip: you can get a free bottle (and only pay like $4 for shipping) if you order now because of some sort of summer special. I got my bottle free thanks to the summer deal which is crazy cause I’ve spent more on weight loss products in the past that flat out did not work. Good luck to everyone trying to lose weight!

thank you for recommending the cleanse! figured i’d give it a try and just got my free bottle thanks to their summer special, btw congrats on your progress you look fucking fab!!


YOU GO GIRL


mintleaftea:

sammybitchfacewinchester:

actual-human-girl:

super-who-locked-in:

titenoute:

moose-on-the-loose:

what is this show even about

shhh it’s just the best medical show in the world

apparently its actually the most accurate medical show???

^ true facts. I found that out when my best friend was studying to become a paramedic. It was the only show all the paramedics watched and weren’t annoyed by constant medical mistakes/wrong procedures/wrong displays etc.

I’m pretty sure a glowing uterus isn’t medically accurate

Speak for yourself

(Source: tacoposey)



freddieboychilton:

freddieboychilton:

sometimes people on facebook annoy me
"oH my GEORGe"
"Jeffrey Damnit!"
"WHERE THE STEPHANIE IS MY SOCK"

"WHAT THE ESTEBAN JULIO RICARDO MONTOYA DE LA ROSA RAMIREZ IS WRONG WITH HER”


(Source: sandandglass)




crimnatic:

#SAID EVERY OTHER STUDENT  #EVER