iygrittenothing:

ryuyosei:

killipan-jones:

purrim:

purrim:

why are blonde jokes so short?

so men can remember them

this took an unexpected turn

Not if you just asked for directions.

(Source: sendificator, via radioactive-bananas)

geniekeckers:

undrunkscotsman:

i love how whoever is running obama’s blog actually blogs like we blog

imagine if it was barack the whole time like

and michelle’s like “BARACK DINNER’S ON THE TABLE!!”

and he’s just like “shut up woman i’m blogging”

except that obama wouldn’t be rude to her because he’s a man not a republican.

(Source: mirandaharts, via organized-chaosx)

saintnickomalley:

do teenager house parties really exist or is that a hollywood myth

(Source: juliansballclenchingfalsetto, via cdbeldp-e)

vengefulbanana:

Got one  PC copy of the first Portal in my Steam inventory if anyone wants it. I got it at Gamescom a few years ago. Standard giveaway rules apply:

- You NEED to have Steam, because it’s a Steam gift.

- You only need to reblog this message once because Tumblr counts multiple reblogs as one reblog anyway. Likes count too.

- Giveaway winner will be announced on June 24th.

- You don’t have to follow me if you don’t want to.

- Be sure to have your inbox open so I can ask for your Steam name if you win. 

peel-a-potato-with-a-potato:

I bought the latest Humble Bundle and so now I’ve got an extra copy of Organ Trail: Director’s Cut for Steam. I know it’s not much, but hey, I already have the game, so who wants it?

Go ahead and reblog if you want it, I’ll give it away on Friday evening (June 21st). Assuming I get more than one person who wants this, I’ll choose at random and send you a message here on Tumblr, so you must have your ask box open (of course you do, you all want those anonymous asks!).

totallynotbarrett:

seifukucat:

who-saw-the-tardis:

seifukucat:

legalize it

you know what i’m talking about

my stepmom smuggled some of those things from canada for easter to the U.S

i’v never felt like the FBI was watching my as much as i did when i was eating it

finally this post paid off this’ll be the biggest bust of my career FREEZE FBI YOU’RE UNDER ARREST

ALFREDO LOOK

(via percymofojackson)